The internet is overrun. Your weapon is a mechanical keyboard. Wade into the swarm, draft your build mid-run, and out-type six escalating bosses and climb 28 titles to legendary.
A single-player roguelite auto-shooter. You move, the keyboard auto-fires at the nearest threat, and the discourse comes for you in waves. Reply guys, crypto grifters, doomscrollers, situationships.
You move. The keyboard fires itself.
Your job is positioning. Weave the swarm, dodge contact damage, and let the keys do the talking. Kills drop Data Cubes and Crypto, and a shaky opening minute becomes a screen-clearing engine of pure spite by the end of the run.
Draft your build on the fly.
Level-ups let you draft new abilities and stats mid-run. Between runs you bank permanent progress across eight stats: Rage, Zoom, Grit, Magnet, WPM, Ping, Focus, and Shield. The economy is cosmetic-first on purpose: it makes fun of gacha instead of being it.
Climb a 28-title rarity ladder from Fresh Spawn to legendaries like Supreme Warlord, with stops like Scroll Goblin, Dunk Lord and Grass-Allergic on the way.
Out-type six escalating bosses.
Wander the hub, gear up, and take the fight to every stage of being online. More than thirty-five internet-culture enemy types escalate across the run, every fifth stage ends in a named boss, and the road runs all the way to a stage-30 title fight. Built in SpriteKit, made for iOS.
The warriors
Choose your poster.
Playable poster archetypes, each with a signature ability and a different way to break the swarm.
Typist
The honest baseline
"you can hear me typing? good."
Fast hands, loud keys.
Speedrunner
Frame-perfect
"skip the cutscene."
Overclock burst for the clutch.
Lurker
Silent
"seen. no reply."
Shadow Focus stacks crit and dodge.
Banhammer
Radial slam
"user was banned for this post."
Shoves the spam away.
Threadlord
Combo replies
"a thread: 1/11"
Replies land like combos. Eleven, actually.
Streamer
Hype Burst
"chat, clip that."
Comes with a shield. Like and subscribe.
Hoarder
Loot-magnet tank
"i might need this later."
Keeps everything, drops nothing.
Troll
Chaos Spike
"u mad?"
Glass cannon. High risk, high lols.
Kovu
???
[kovu has entered the chat]
Enemies of the internet
Thirty-five flavors of bad replies.
A sampling of who shows up to the fight. Each one is a piece of the timeline you wish you could mute, and they do not log off.
Each one is an archetype you already follow. Out-type the discourse.
SMO-3
Stage 5
Weaponizes the group chat. Brings backup you were not supposed to see.
Finance Bro
Stage 10
Calls his losses tuition. Will absolutely tell you about his portfolio.
Boatfluencer
Stage 15
Checks the lighting before every swing. The content always comes first.
Airsoft Guy
Stage 20
Narrates his own highlight reel mid-fight. It is technically tactical.
The Chad
Stage 25
Treats attention as a stat and has maxed it. Unbothered. Moisturized.
Keyboard Warrior
Stage 30
Lives for the last word. The title fight. There is only room for one.
The world
Ten lands. Every stage of being online.
Each region is a glossy top-down arena built from a phase of internet life. You start in a sunlit social-media park, climb through influencer marinas and airsoft-cosplay ops, and end in The Hustle: a fluorescent grind-culture purgatory of job boards, networking tables, HR-advice kiosks, and a sad little podium under a banner that reads THE DOJO.
The glossy top-down arena
The influencer marina
Airsoft-cosplay ops
The final lands trade the sunlight for fluorescent dread. You are standing in one right now. The enemies are the discourse made flesh, and they do not log off.
Straight from the build
See it in motion.
Real screens from the current build, from the hub to the boss fight. Swipe through a run.
A RoxyKovu game
The internet is not going to defend itself.
Terminally Online is coming to iPhone and iPad. Wade into the swarm, draft your build, and out-type your way to legendary. Want a nudge the moment it goes live?
Typist
Speedrunner
Lurker
Banhammer
Threadlord
Streamer
Hoarder
Troll
Kovu
Crypto Grifter
Reply Goblin
Doomposter
Parasocial Stan
Situationship
Ghoster
Finfluencer
Capslock Knight
Meme Troll
Refresh Wraith
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